Is the 400i the most anonymous Ferrari ever?

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09/27/2014 at 23:45 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:47

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99% of people probably think it's a kei car with some badges slapped on.


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:47

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It's a proper gentleman's gt car like how ferraris should be, not some fragile finicky rich boy toy like they are now.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/27/2014 at 23:49

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Kei Car?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jedidiah
09/27/2014 at 23:50

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It's a proper gentleman's gt car like how ferraris should be,

And it has a GM 3-Speed Automatic.


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:51

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Which are durable and rebuildable and have plenty of aftermarket support like spine-cracking shift kits.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:52

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It's Ferrari's Camry.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jedidiah
09/27/2014 at 23:53

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But, that's not Ferrari like at all. Ferrari road cars were total shit, and Enzo didn't give a fuck because they financed his racing.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:54

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Oh Kei car.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/27/2014 at 23:55

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K-Car?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:59

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$kay car.

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/28/2014 at 00:01

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:06

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Did you know the E90 M3 CRT (pictured in the middle in front of the GTS), is one of 67 sedan models made with the GTS engine?

Not many people know that car exists.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:07

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That broke about as often as Ferrari sends Cease and Desists.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/28/2014 at 00:10

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:11

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IT'S TRUE I SWEAR


Kinja'd!!! Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:13

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I love it how it looks... I'll go hide now.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/28/2014 at 00:14

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:15

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
09/28/2014 at 00:17

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:18

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Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:19

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And thats why I want a 400 gti. (Hint: the 400i had a chrysler auto-box. the 400 GTi had a proper 5 speed manual mated to the V-12) Elegant simplicity with enough power to blow the socks off of anyone who asks what the hell you're driving.


Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:21

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UNLESS YOU BUY THE 400 GTI. then it has a 5spd.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:24

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"Ferrari road cars were total shit."

Were they, though? I mean, some, (like the 400i) maybe. But c'mon, it's a bit much to imply that none of them were any good.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > PS9
09/28/2014 at 00:32

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Ferramry? Camrrari?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
09/28/2014 at 00:36

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They had shoddy build quality, incredibly finicky motors, crap electronics, etc. There is a reason why Lamborghini started building cars.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PushToStart
09/28/2014 at 00:37

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I think when they left the factory they were unreliable arsonist's wet dreams and just over the years people have rebuilt them to be far greater than they ever were.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > stuttgartobsessed
09/28/2014 at 00:38

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GM trans, not Chrysler.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > stuttgartobsessed
09/28/2014 at 00:39

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This one is an auto.


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:41

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Yes, it is.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:48

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Yeah, because so many other cars of that era didn't have shitty electronics... And yeah, the first fuel injected Ferrari motors did suck, because the fuel injection system was an afterthought in order to comply with regulations. And I also must've forgotten how good the Countach was put together, since you mentioned build quality and threw Lamborghinis name out there...

I'm not saying all of them were absolutely amazing, but seriously, it's not like Ferrari always made utter shit. Making a statement regarding Ferrari's road car history based on the 400i is about as misleading as making a statement about the US government based off of the Nixon administration.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
09/28/2014 at 01:01

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I'm not basing it on the 400i, I'm talking about all of their road cars before it and many after it.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mcseanerson
09/28/2014 at 01:01

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Pretty much.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 01:06

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Even though it would piss you off as a customer there's something to be appreciated about Enzo's shrewdness and desire to win.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Brian Silvestro
09/28/2014 at 01:27

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I could see how that would be confused with the Plymouth Sapporo.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 10:30

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Why did you post an Accord Coupe with Ferrari rims?

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Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 10:41

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really? I could have sworn it was chrysler... still shitty